King of the Road

Just got back from a much needed two-week vacation. Put about 2,000 miles on the beemer over the past 15 days. I got a little road weary from time to time but for the most part had a fun trip.

To keep my sanity as I motored up and down the highway I tried to come up with travel slogans for the various states I visited. Perhaps I was a bit jaded by exhaustion or fumes but here is what I came up with:

Maine: "Fun for a week, but you wouldn't want to live here."

New Hampshire: "You have to drive through us to get to Maine."

Massachusetts: "Hey, at least we aren't New York!"

Connecticut: "Everything costs more in Connecticut."

New York: "Hey, at least we aren't Massachusetts!"

New Jersey: "Come see if you can figure out what that smell is."

Delaware: "Welcome to Delaware, now give us your wallet!"

Maryland: "Nothing memorable will happen to you in Maryland."

Virginia: "No radar detectors allowed, but bring your shotgun!"


Random Movie Quote:

"You have shown me a life I could only dream about back home while masturbating in my father's woodshed." - Van Wilder