Ode to A Ho

It was three-hundred

sixty-five days ago,

That I said goodbye

to that dirty ho.



She used to call

ten times a day.

And talk and talk

with nothing to say.



She gave me migraines

and caused me grief.

Now my headaches are gone

what a relief!



The sex I miss some

it was good, not great.

Now it's been months

since I've even had a date.



Do I miss her a little

no, far from it.

Oh yeah, and the drapes

never matched the carpet!



Random Movie Quote:

"They told me to pick up a little blue car. They didn't say anything about a little blue man!" - Big Fat Liar



There Is Nothing Cooler Than:

Carving your initials in the cement in front of your house before it dries.



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"Cialis - it's for your cock!"